So, how'd you end up here? Came home from the store, regular Tuesday, wanted a beer, go to the fridge, door stuck, won't open, I pulled nothing, I pulled harder, nothing, so I put my foot on it and gave it everything I had, fridge went out the window, then my ticker went. What about you? I was walking my dog, same as everyday, four o'clock, same bl
boomers think they're so tough. Answer Incoming!! Why is it that old men always immediately escalate to violence? They always want to teach me a lesson. You're like 70 years old, bro. Hey, who do you think you are, huh? Just a dumb kid, Hub. Don't kill him. All right. Oh! Hub McCann. I've fought in two world wars and countless smaller ones on three
Sink a gallon of gin, it's been a long day. Top speed, ripping the roads up in the wrong lane. Hop, skip and a jump out the dump truck. Head butt, cracking your chest, make you concave. I got the vision of a hill troll. Eyes in the back of my head, baggin' the Bilbo. Catapult another rock from my swamp hut. If he doesn't divvy the packet, give him
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