Lou listen to this shit I read in the paper buddy. Oh hell, I'm sure I'm in for a surprise. This guy goes to the hospital for a brain transplant and the doctor says man you got two options. This is some bullshit again. No, for real, listen Lou, he says you got a choice: a rocket scientist's brain for 50 grand or a politician's brain for half a mill
Lou Leon can't stay in school. He got his ass kicked out again. Oh shit, what now? The damn teacher asked him to say a twelve-letter word off the top of his head and he said masturbation. So she says, 'Wow, what a mouthful!' He says, 'No, you're thinking of a blowjob.' A man laughs hysterically and falls off his chair.
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