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avatar Jacob Junior
THE LEADING CAUSE FOR INJURY IN OLD MEN IS THEM THINKING THEY ARE STILL YOUNG MEN

THE LEADING CAUSE FOR INJURY IN OLD MEN IS THEM THINKING THEY ARE STILL YOUNG MEN

avatar Charlie Chocolate

Lou listen to this shit I read in the paper buddy. Oh hell, I'm sure I'm in for a surprise. This guy goes to the hospital for a brain transplant and the doctor says man you got two options. This is some bullshit again. No, for real, listen Lou, he says you got a choice: a rocket scientist's brain for 50 grand or a politician's brain for half a mill

avatar Olivia Veqqie

Lou Leon can't stay in school. He got his ass kicked out again. Oh shit, what now? The damn teacher asked him to say a twelve-letter word off the top of his head and he said masturbation. So she says, 'Wow, what a mouthful!' He says, 'No, you're thinking of a blowjob.' A man laughs hysterically and falls off his chair.

avatar Sophia Rich
Be kind to old Men Show us your Titties

Be kind to old Men Show us your Titties

avatar Anthony Miller
20yr old waitress: *smiles and does her job* old dudes: I still got it.

20yr old waitress: *smiles and does her job* old dudes: I still got it.

avatar jojo9
Old men are ten times more dangerous because they can't run, so they stand and fight to the death and then go have a cup of coffee.

Old men are ten times more dangerous because they can't run, so they stand and fight to the death and then go have a cup of coffee.

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